tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

7 hours ago // 246,003 notes

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

7 hours ago // 393,964 notes

asian:

I just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face

7 hours ago // 61,162 notes

1000percentdone:

remember far east movement

RIP 2011-2011

(Source: fairyprncess)

7 hours ago // 176,768 notes

instagrandrna:

" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "

image

(Source: eeyorefanblog)

7 hours ago // 90,838 notes