180mph:

vaspim:

lameborghini:

asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh

Is this a challenge

*Sonic X theme song starts playing*

1 day ago // 77,732 notes

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy)

1 day ago // 40,937 notes

ionlylovebooks:

do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies

1 day ago // 112,765 notes

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: niichainz)

1 day ago // 138,097 notes

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

1 day ago // 55,912 notes

ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

1 day ago // 163,243 notes

sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

(Source: sherlockocity)

1 day ago // 150,865 notes